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Oberyn Nymeros Martell, Tyrion muttered under his breath as he fell in beside the man. The Red Viper of Dorne. And what in the seven hells am I supposed to do with him? He knew the man only by reputation, to be sure… but the reputation was fearsome. When he was no more than sixteen, Prince Oberyn had been found abed with the paramour of old Lord Yronwood, a huge man of fierce repute and short temper. A duel ensued, though in view of the prince’s youth and high birth, it was only to first blood. Both men took cuts, and honor was satisfied. Yet Prince Oberyn soon recovered, while Lord Yronwood’s wounds festered and killed him. Afterward men whispered that Oberyn had fought with a poisoned sword, and ever thereafter friends and foes alike called him the Red Viper. 

#game of thrones 

talkmagically:

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

I’m already an adult and I have no money.

Dark Souls 2 - Cinematic Opening Part 1/?

#dark souls 2 

dork-strudle:

roachpatrol:

ivanebeoulve:

adventuresintimeandspace:

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

yeah, for writting..

now i am thinking about all the fics where a kid passes out because vampire and like how much can a vampire chug???

The average human stomach can hold about 2 liters. Average though. And that’s assuming they aren’t a particularly greedy vampire as well. Because think about it for a second, would you ever fucking be able to down a whole liter in one sitting? You could but you’d probably feel like ass afterwards.

#reference #DONT RUN BEFORE BEING STABBED 
szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

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❝ When Shireen Baratheon is queen, Westerosi literacy rates are going to be the fucking highest in the known world you just wait. ❞

— (via fairweatherfrey)
#shireen baratheon for the iron throne #that's it #game of thrones 

martinfreeman:

i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive

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thieves-prosper:

CITATIONS:
1. Classic example of Scott’s amusing commentary on reblogs http://scottlynch78.tumblr.com/post/78964292487/belacoros-last-night-i-got-drunk-and-drunk-drew


2. The Jean/Locke Shipping Question: http://skalja.tumblr.com/post/18821126641/q-some-of-your-readers-want-to-know-is-the


3. The Zamira Drakasha Smackdown: http://fuckyeahscifiwomenofcolour.tumblr.com/post/37413846476/author-scott-lynch-responds-to-a-criti…

4. On Queer Representation: http://scottlynch78.tumblr.com/post/80149321368/i-wonder-is-there-a-queer-character-character-in

posted 6 hours ago  with 429 notes  via msfehrwight  and thieves-prosper
#gentleman bastard #scott lynch #bless 

handsomeplant:

posted 6 hours ago  with 36,676 notes  via enitari  and postmodernfantasy
#nge